What if Balloons Didn't POP

What If Balloons Didn't Pop? is the first collection of humorous poems and drawings by Jeff Whitcher. Guaranteed to make kids and adults of all ages giggle, Whitcher's silly Shel Silverstein-inspired poetry covers everything from fish in space to hide-and-seek playing giraffes!

What if Balloons Didn't POP?

Have You Ever Heard A Goldfish Burp?

Have You Ever Heard A Goldfish Burp?

This collection of delightfully offbeat and silly poems and drawings from the mind of Jeff Whitcher will engage and entertain kids (and grown-ups) of all ages. Even if you've never heard a goldfish burp, watched an elephant mow the lawn or crossed paths with a bad-mannered tooth fairy, this book will have you rolling with laughter!

Can You Paint a Picture With Your Hair?

Can You Paint a Picture With Your Hair?

Can you paint a picture with your hair? Can you draw a fingerprint? Can you knit some wool pajamas out of belly button lint? Jeff Whitcher's third book of poems for kids will delight and inspire imaginations young and old while unlocking a world of marvelous mischief and merriment.

The ALPHABET Book

The Alphabet Book

Explore the wonderful world of ABCs with this charming and hilariously whimsical journey through the alphabet. From guitar-playing elephants to tap-dancing tooth fairies this book will tickle the funny bones of young and old readers alike!

The Incredible Story of the (Not-so) Amazing Genie of the Lamp

The Incredible Story of the (Not-so) Amazing Genie of the Lamp

The second book by author and illustrator Jeff Whitcher, this lighthearted tale of a mysterious genie who appears to a young boy (and gives him slightly less than he bargained for!) will give children and adults of all ages a serious case of the giggles.

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Order on Amazon.com here.

Order on Amazon.com here.

Order on Amazon.com here.

Order on Amazon.com here.

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(Almost) Everything Poops

(Almost) Everything Poops by Jeff Whitcher is a refreshingly unconventional and humorous take on one of the earliest and most important life lessons taught to children. Geared toward the pre-preschool crowd, this interactive and delightfully simple book is part educational, part comical and 100% silly!

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How Do You Make a Platypus Laugh?

Readers young and old will delight in finding the answer to the silly question posed by the title of Jeff Whitcher's latest collection of zany poems and drawings. Step up and try some delicious ice cream in a sock, get behind the wheel of a speeding carrot and witness a banana perform incredible acrobatic feats!

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Everything's Better With Ketchup

Everything's Better With Ketchup

What makes everything better? Why, ketchup, of course!  

Kids will love exploring the hilarious connection between ketchup and pure, unadulterated goodness in this silly (slightly) educational picture book.

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James, Juliet and the Letter J

There's a Goat in my Oatmeal: Poems and Drawings

Readers familiar with the whimsically playful poetry and drawings of Jeff Whitcher know nothing is too silly or strange to weave into a hilariously unconventional tale to tickle the tiniest funny bones. Sample some peanut butter toothpaste, pop in on the old woman who lives in a sandal, and meet a youngster with hair seven miles long!

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Today I Wore a Clown to School

'Today I Wore A Clown to School' is the fifth collection of silly poems and drawings from Jeff Whitcher and arguably his funniest. Readers of every age will find a reason to chuckle at the clever rhymes and engaging illustrations, all the while expanding their vocabulary (and imaginations!)

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Please Keep Your Feet OFF The Book!

Please Keep Your Feet OFF the Book! is a hilariously unconventional counting book whose narrator finds himself faced with a GIANT problem. What to do when a bothersome pair of feet make a constant nuisance of themselves? You've never read (or experienced) a book quite like this one before!

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I Dreamt I Was a Waffle

A collection of poems for young and old readers alike, "I Dreamt I was a Waffle" bubbles over with delightfully silly imagery and whimsical, rhythmic rhymes to entertain the eyes and ears and tickle the imagination!

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Happy! And Other Feelings

Happy! And Other Feelings is a thoughtful, funny and entertaining collection of poems for children that touches on a wide range of emotions, from "Happy" and "Sad" to "Excited" and "Bored." No matter what emotion you happen to be feeling, this book has it covered!

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